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'Personally I'm more concerned about global war mongering.'

"I can't believe you paid for bottled water."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Your blood group is. . . slurry with the rhesus factor glyphosate?!"

The Environmentalist

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Pandora's boxes

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'