Eco-awareness Advocate T-Shirts

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

The Environmentalist

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

100% carbon neutral

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Pandora's boxes

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"