Environmentalist Pillows

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"It dries the washing using the very latest technology - a combination of solar and wind power."

"Batteries not included."

'Damn this paperless office!'

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Chesapeake Septic System and Drainage Overflow and Runoff Tank.

Urban therapy.

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

Climate Change

"Help us!!"

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Inequality SeeSaw

"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

'Tonight, an in-depth look at what each of us can do to help conserve electricity.'

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'

'I hope that's a carbon neutral,low voltage, eco friendly idea you're having there, Carlisle.'

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'

Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'