Light-hearted Environmentalist T-Shirts

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Winter Weather.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The unforgiving tree

Recycling bottle bank.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Trump to Build Wall

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Food Chain Gang

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

Cactus Huggers

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

World water shortage

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

The Little 3-D Printer that Could.

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."