Quirky Environmentalist Pillows

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

New Niche Markets.

Capitalist tree hugger

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Winter Weather.

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Recycling bottle bank.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Save the termites.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Tree funeral.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Warming.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

North Pole with Sundial.

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?