Quirky Conservationist Pillows

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

Save the termites.

Recycled Holy Water.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

Zoo animals.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Hope...

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"