Quirky Conservationist Mugs

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

Save the termites.

Recycled Holy Water.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Beaver tower

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Climate Change

Zoo animals.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Hope...

The Seahoover

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"