Comical Conservationist Mugs

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Save the termites.

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Ecotourism.

This is where Brent council sends you

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Humpty the Game Warden

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"