Humorous Conservation Advocates Mugs

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Recycling bottle bank.

Save the termites.

Ecotourism.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

Humpty the Game Warden

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Cactus Huggers

A trap of poachers

'I can't do anything. It's on the endangered list.'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."