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'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Recycling bottle bank.

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Save the termites.

Save the whales

Ecotourism.

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Humpty the Game Warden

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

A trap of poachers

'I can't do anything. It's on the endangered list.'

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