Conservation Humorist T-Shirts

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Watching animals having sex at the zoo - "Well it doesn't look like an endangered species to me!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Ecotourism.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Humpty the Game Warden

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Cactus Huggers

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'Gene Pool'