Comical Conservationist Gifts

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Ecotourism.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Save the termites.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Humpty the Game Warden

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Cactus Huggers

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'