Conservation Humor Lover Gifts

Humpty the Game Warden

Water company bonus.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Ecotourism.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Split the last one?

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Closed for Summer.

You'll never believe what that house is for.

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'I can't do anything. It's on the endangered list.'

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Walrus Grooming.

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

Watching animals having sex at the zoo - "Well it doesn't look like an endangered species to me!"

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'morning

Going Hunting.