Conservation Humor Lover Gifts

Humpty the Game Warden

Water company bonus.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Ecotourism.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Closed for Summer.

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Walrus Grooming.

'I can't do anything. It's on the endangered list.'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

Going Hunting.

Watching animals having sex at the zoo - "Well it doesn't look like an endangered species to me!"

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.