Conservationist Humor Gifts

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Recycling bottle bank.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ecotourism.

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Humpty the Game Warden

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"No, I don't recycle."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Cactus Huggers

"This better be high tide."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Global Warming.

Dirty Old Man

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'