Conservationist Humorist Gifts

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Ecotourism.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'Collar-optional resorts.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Humpty the Game Warden

An snail shell with a chimney

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Global Warming.

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'