Conservationist Humorist Pillows

'It's an extinction notice.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Recycling bottle bank.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Ecotourism.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Rising sea levels."

'Collar-optional resorts.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Humpty the Game Warden

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Cactus Huggers

An snail shell with a chimney

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment