Conservation Comedian Pillows

we're collecting the dna of endangered species.

'I can't do anything. It's on the endangered list.'

How do you like the shoes? They're ostrich!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Eat me"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Penguin

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I'm a monster."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Ecotourism.

Where's my global warming?

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

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