Conservationist Humor Pillows

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Recycling bottle bank.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Ecotourism.

This is where Brent council sends you

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Humpty the Game Warden

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"This better be high tide."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Cactus Huggers

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"No, I don't recycle."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Global Warming.

Dirty Old Man

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Soup art attack

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."