Satirical Conservationist Pillows

Capitalist tree hugger

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"The Nominees"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Recycling bottle bank.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Ecotourism.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

Glimpses One Dollar

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Humpty the Game Warden

'It's a very common plant on earth.'