Environmentalist Satirist Pillows

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Glimpses One Dollar

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'