Eco-conscious Satirist Pillows

Winter Weather.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"The Nominees"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Where's my global warming?

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Rising sea levels."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.