Satirical Environmentalists Pillows

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.