Comedian Of Conservation Gifts

Ecotourism.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Recycling bottle bank.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I'm a monster."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Alligator Bars

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you