Comedian Of Conservation Gifts

Ecotourism.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Penguin

Just a little seasoning...

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Recycling bottle bank.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Where's my global warming?

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Alligator Bars

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"