Conservation Irony Lover Gifts

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Humpty the Game Warden

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Watching animals having sex at the zoo - "Well it doesn't look like an endangered species to me!"

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"What elephant?"

Capitalist tree hugger

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Endangered Species

Nature and Man

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

"I brought my own nature sounds."

EU GreenWashing

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

Noah's Ark Books: No animals allowed.