Eco-conscious Irony Appreciator Gifts

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

Tsunami Evac Route

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"When we came here to tell Don how much he means to us, we didn't mean on a scale of one to ten."

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Food guide.

Nature and Man

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

EU GreenWashing

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Smile!

Watch Tower strip 5 - Invaders up the wrong hill

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

"Not once in my life, … In School, Marriage, Business… did I ever come out smelling like a rose."

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

"You have to admit we no longer have a seal problem."

'My candy man prefers eco-friendly transport...A drug mule.'