Eco-conscious Ironist Gifts

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

Winter Weather.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Home Heating Oil

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Artist Misses the Point

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'How would you like to be a big star in the circus?'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Summer in Europe

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Save the Whale.

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

Phone Book Removal Service.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

Will work for locally grown food.

Keeping cool in 2122

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'