Eco-conscious Ironist Pillows

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

Winter Weather.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Home Heating Oil

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Artist Misses the Point

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'How would you like to be a big star in the circus?'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Monsanto

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Summer in Europe

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Save the Whale.

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

Phone Book Removal Service.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

Keeping cool in 2122

Will work for locally grown food.