Environmental Irony Lover Pillows

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

The Ultimate Green Office!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Emergency life raft.

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I don't like roughing it...'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Food guide.

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

Nature and Man

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

EU GreenWashing

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

"I don't care what they say, plastic's been good to me."

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

The bear inspects and eats the garbage.