Environmental Irony Appreciator Pillows

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Food guide.

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

Nature and Man

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

EU GreenWashing

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Smile!

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

Donald Trump

"You have to admit we no longer have a seal problem."

'It wasn't that hot down here before global warming.'