Eco-irony Enthusiast Gifts

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I don't like roughing it...'

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

Nature and Man

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Medical Mot: 'You've failed on carbon emissions.'

EU GreenWashing

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."

The Origin of Acid Rain

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

Biofuel

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

"It's an old airbed, so chucked-in unwanted rubbish won't break."