Energy Irony Enthusiasts Gifts

Winter 2022

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

First Church of Fiscal Morality: The Meek Shall Inherit The National Debt!

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Manual automation in the office.

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'I don't like roughing it...'

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Nature and Man

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

EU GreenWashing

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Sandpaper, Inc. I should have guessed a sandpaper factory would be in a rough, gritty neighborhood.

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Ecological Mortar

"I tried kicking the economic crisis down the road, and it kicked me back!"

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

Winter will be tough...

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

'They say he's the very last person on Facebook...'

'At last! An energy bill we can understand.'