Environmental Irony Explorer Gifts

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

A socially distanced queue

'I don't like roughing it...'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Food guide.

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Nature and Man

'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'

"My office door is always open; however, I'm rarely there."

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

EU GreenWashing

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"I don't care what they say, plastic's been good to me."

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

Winter 2022