Environmental Irony Gifts

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'