Environmental Irony Gifts

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"