Crafty Conservationist Pillows

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Zoo animals.

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'Green Peace'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Save the termites.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Endangered Species.

Tarzan mobile phone

Spotted Owl Migration

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"I've heard them all fall."

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

"I´m recycling the rainforest."

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"I don't suppose you realize....now we're all on the endangered species list."