Nature Conservation Crusader Pillows

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Zoo animals.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Global Warming.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Water scarcity in Africa

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Save the whales

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?