Mischievous Environmentalist Pillows

'I'm trying to live a greener lifestyle. I'm using only organic eggs from free-range chickens.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Trump to Build Wall

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Tree funeral.

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Cactus Huggers

Food Chain Gang

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Warming.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

North Pole with Sundial.

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'