Mischievous Environmentalist Gifts

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Tree funeral.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Food Chain Gang

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Warming.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version