Environmentalist Prankster Gifts

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Rising sea levels."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Cactus Huggers

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Global Warming.