Pollution Prankster Gifts

Litter/Condoms.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"Apple harvest."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

History's First Prop Gag

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Politics Books

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Before the linear accelerator.

Fisherman.