Eco-friendly Prankster Gifts

"Well, ya gotta admit, Ol' Darryl's always thinking outside the box..."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'