Eco-friendly Prankster Pillows

"Well, ya gotta admit, Ol' Darryl's always thinking outside the box..."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Stupid Cupid.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'