Green Prankster Pillows

'I'm trying to live a greener lifestyle. I'm using only organic eggs from free-range chickens.'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Where are you going?'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Fishermen catches fish.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Runaway leaf.

Devil Stove

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"