Green Prankster Gifts

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Where are you going?'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Fishermen catches fish.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

"This material is 80% recycled."

Devil Stove

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

If the trailer is anything to go by, we are in for a treat!

Runaway leaf.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'