Prankster On The Green Gifts

'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Apple harvest."

'Where are you going?'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Poisson d'Avril!

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"You have a good lie."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

WHO THREW THAT?

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Drones Unlimited

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

"Do you really think this will work?"

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Politics Books

'Let me guess... Your kids bought you a new hunting cap for Father's Day, right?'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

'An email blast has coverage, but blowdarts have coverage.'

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

Runaway leaf.

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

'Now, cut that out!'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'