Prankster On The Green Gifts

'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Apple harvest."

'Where are you going?'

Poisson d'Avril!

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"You have a good lie."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

WHO THREW THAT?

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Politics Books

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Drones Unlimited

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

"Do you really think this will work?"

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'An email blast has coverage, but blowdarts have coverage.'

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

'Now, cut that out!'

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

Runaway leaf.

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'