Eco-aware Prankster Gifts

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Winter Weather.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Firewood for Sale

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

Phone Book Removal Service.