Eco-aware Prankster Gifts

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Winter Weather.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Gene Pool'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Firewood for Sale

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

Phone Book Removal Service.

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'