Environmental Pranksters Gifts

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

You call this "berry-flavored"? Children's FDA.

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

Wind Farm

Pinocchio's Wish

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Frank and Byron were about to learn that the one thing these animals disliked more than being surprised by humans was being humiliated by them.

Smile...an anaconda just ate your husband.

Moral: Let sleeping bags lie

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

Football Recycling

'I'm trying to live a greener lifestyle. I'm using only organic eggs from free-range chickens.'