Environmental Pranksters Gifts

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Frank and Byron were about to learn that the one thing these animals disliked more than being surprised by humans was being humiliated by them.

Pinocchio's Wish

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Smile...an anaconda just ate your husband.

Wind Farm

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

Football Recycling