Environmental Jokesters Gifts

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Rising sea levels."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

An snail shell with a chimney

"No, I don't recycle."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.