Environmental Jokesters Pillows

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"This is a terrible table!"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"No, I don't recycle."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Global Warming.

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'