Climate Jokesters Pillows

Weather Forecast for Hell," Once again it will be hot."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

US Winter Weather Map.

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"