Climate Change Jokesters Pillows

'Did we plunder any carbon credits?'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

US Winter Weather Map.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Welcome to the North Pole

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"